性爱的好日子
性爱的好日子这份报纸的来历十分奇特:那段日子柳涛刚丢了工作,心情烦躁,那天晚上他灌了半斤白酒在街上转悠,走累了,想扶着一座公用电话亭休息一下,那时正是午夜零...这份报纸的来历十分奇特:那段日子柳涛刚丢了工作,心情烦躁,那天晚上他灌了半斤白酒在街上转悠,走累了,想扶着一座公用电话亭休息一下,那时正是午夜零点,柳涛忽然听到亭里的vv电话机发出轻微的“嗡嗡”声,仔细辨认,竟是vv《星球大战》的电影主题曲,他认定是幻觉,正要走开,猛地被一阵风推了一下,恍惚间来到一座狭窄的金属房间,只见墙上挂着一个稀奇古怪的显示屏,绿灯闪个不停,似乎让他输入密码,他稀里糊涂地把自己的手机号输了进去,不一会儿,《星球大战》中的乐曲消散了,他做梦也想不到自己刚才无意间闯进了“零点之门”,要知道,时空隧道原本就是漂移状态,撞进去的概率是十亿分之一呀!
老婆的气还没消,她怨恨地说:“你还有脸回来?”张三轻手轻脚地进了屋,然后就把他们玩游戏的事说了,并叫老婆和李四的老婆对证,说着,张三用手机拨通了李四的电话,轻轻地问:“进屋了没有?” (幽默小说)
两天后,有人在西门乱坟堆草vv丛里发现了一具尸体,认出那人正是毛师傅的大徒弟,便赶快去报信。消息传开,都说是遭了暗算,只有毛师傅心里明白大徒弟真正的死因。他匆忙收拾了些物品,关了木器铺,逃出了城……
第二天,耿老头起了个大早,带了家里的小黑狗直奔二拐子家,他让小黑狗守住院子的后门,自己从前门一脚踏了进去。二拐子在屋子里被堵了个正着,于是干脆撒起泼来,洗脸刷牙,拉屎撒尿,就是不给耿老头好脸色看。
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详情 BDBente,Borsum,Andreas,Barkoulis,Christo,Spyropoulos
BD基思·卡拉丹,波姬·小丝,苏珊·萨兰登,弗朗西丝·费伊,安东尼奥·法加
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